Wednesday, 3 June 2015

LIFE | Before children VS After children.


Who can relate to these then?

  • Gets invited out last minute on a Saturday night before having kids and goes out.
  • Gets invited out last minute on a Saturday night after having kids and desperately phones around every relative and friend to see if someone can sit. Begs, pleads, offers money, food, jewellery and a kidney but to no avail.

  • Buys a Sunday paper before having kids and reads it on Sunday morning.
  • Buys a Sunday paper after having kids and reads it on Sunday morning..... three weeks later.

  • Wears a white dress to a family party before having kids and leaves at the end of the night with a white dress.
  • Wears a white dress to a family party after having kids and leaves at the end of the night with a white dress splattered with juice, food and all in between.

  • Has hair done every six weeks before having kids.
  • Has hair done every year after having kids.

  • Makes self a cup of tea before having kids and drinks it while hot.
  • Makes self a cup of tea after having kids and drinks it cold after umpteen attempts to try and drink lukewarm ones.

  • Doing housework before having kids consists of polishing, dusting, scrubbing and hoovering every single nook, cranny and corner of the house til it sparkled.
  • Doing housework after having kids consists of quickly shoving things in places out of sight, running the hoover round and febreezing.

  • Goes shopping before having kids and treats self to new clothes.
  • Goes shopping after having kids and treats child to new clothes.

  • Hums the latest songs from the radio whilst doing every day things before having kids.
  • Hums the tune from Sofia the First whilst doing every day things after having kids.

  • Uses the word 'no' a handful of times a day before having kids.
  • Uses the word 'no' every other minute of the day after having kids.

  • Hates having to go food shopping alone while other half stays at home before having kids.
  • LOVES going food shopping alone while other half stays at home with child(ren) after having kids. (Alone time is precious no matter where it is!)

  • Falls asleep in front of Family Guy at about 11.12pm before having kids.
  • Falls asleep in front of the second bill of Corrie at about 8.42pm after having kids.

  • Enjoys a lay in til 9am on a Saturday morning before kids.
  • Enjoys a lay in til 7am on a Saturday morning after kids.


4 comments:

  1. Oh wow, I'm definitely not sold on the having kids situ still. Thanks for clearing it allllll up for me!
    Bee xxx
    QueenBeady.com

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    1. Haha! That's what I am here for luv....to tell it like it really is! ;) ;) xxx

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  2. Tehe, this was a funny read! I don't have kids yet but i work in childcare so i can appreciate most of them, although its not quite the same as having your own at home!

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    1. Bet you have been covered in goodness knows what though haven't you?! I reckon you're well prepared for when the time comes! Just make sure when you plan to leave the house you start getting ready about 2 hours before ;) ;) xx

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